Not just a sling, its a statement,
When I first clasped this sling onto my rifle, it was like the stars aligned. I mean, before this sling, my rifle and I were just acquaintances. Now? We're inseparable soulmates. This sling doesn’t just hold my rifle; it cradles it with the tender love of a Renaissance painting. People gaze in awe, probably thinking I'm some kind of action movie hero or a secret agent on a mission. I’ve even caught my neighbor peeking over the fence, eyes wide, muttering, “That’s not just a sling, that’s a statement.” Trust me, this sling is the silent wingman I never knew I needed
The Last Sling You’ll Own
This sling slings so hard. If I let go of my rifle without this sling on it would fall to the ground. When I use this sling, it just stays slung to my body. I’m not saying this sling will get you laid so many times but I would never say that it won’t. Cause it totally will. Potential partners will be like, “Wow, that sling keeps that rifle so snug and stylish on their person. I hope they talk to me because anyone with a sling like that has to be an amazing lover with a high paying job.” Legend has it, God himself bought one.
The Last Sling You’ll Ever Own
This sling slings so hard. If I let go of my rifle without this sling on it would fall to the ground. When I use this sling, it just stays slung to my body. I’m not saying this sling will get you laid so many times but I would never say that it won’t. Cause it totally will. Potential partners will be like, “Wow, that sling keeps that rifle so snug and stylish on their person. I hope they talk to me because anyone with a sling like that has to be an amazing lover with a high paying job.” Legend has it, God himself bought one.
Stellar Slings
I have the OG Flannel and Splitter slings and they both have served me well. No fraying or degradation after a year of use! Highly Recommend on the products merits alone...
Great sling
Overall solid sling. Great material and function.
Sling Good
Sling good. Onward research GOATd in the sauce.
Plaid daddy energy
Super stoked to have this sling. 110% like rickey bobby, would recommend this sling to and firearm owners.
My favorite sling
I have a lot of slings. Some of them do a few more things like swapping between 2 point and one point. But this one is simple. It does it's job well and it's simple. Not a lot to get messed up or tangled
Slings
Light, easy to adjust, doesn’t scrape your neck up, and durable. Works well with both QD and with 550 cord for attachment to the rifle. Upon the arrival of my 7th sling, I was hit with a flash of vertigo and came to my senses in a Willy’s Jeep engaging some sleepy Germans with a Sten MKII. We chased them across the desert for three days before cornering them at the base of a lonely hilltop. I took a rifle round to the hip amd awoke holding a perfectly crafted 556 AK in the year 2048. Not sure what timeline this review will end up in, but I do know that there must be Ron Jeremy’s in it somewhere.
As smooth as your mothers cheeks
It feels real good on my naked body when I role play in my house with nothing but crocs on. And the splinter black was the last touch to make blaster giga Chad.
